Ramblings of a Procrastinator

QUEERING THE GAME OF LIFE (via cocknbull)

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“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”

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Credit (for the idea of this post)

#SUITS -> #SUITSUSA

Can the whole Suits fandom try to use “suitsusa” instead of “suits” from now on? Or maybe use both so people who decide to track “suitsusa” see the posts as well? That would be really fantastic.

I am so sick of all the penis posts and posts about random boys in suits in the tracked tags and I’m sure I’m not the only one. It’s so annoying when you’re basically just trying to find posts of your favorite tv show and blocking 5 people on each page can be a little tiresome :(

Anyway, reblog, spread the word. I hope a lot of people are willing to do this. <3

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bakerstreetconfessions:

When Sally acted on the “evidence” planted by Moriarty she is called a “bitch” when Lestrade acts on the same evidence it’s because he was “deceived”. They were both deceived. If Sally hadn’t acted as she did I would have questioned her ethics and morals. As it is, I respect her. People are self-inserting far too much hate on a character that does not deserve it.

withloveminusthehandles:

muffintop-less:

Meals are on avg 4x larger than in the 1950s. This is from the CDC. CRAZY but it makes sense. =(

This makes me sad.

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belongtomenow:

The wonderfulness of bromance. We love our boys.

theobamamarriage:

apsies:

con-tem-plate:

Does he love her, or what?!

I love that it seems like he’s completely in awe of her. Which, duh, of course we all are. But you really do get the sense that he still can’t quite believe she let him take her out for a movie and ice cream all those years ago:

I asked her out. She refused. I kept asking. She kept refusing.

“I’m your adviser,” she said. “It’s not appropriate.” Finally, I offered to quit my job, and at last she relented. On our first date, I treated her to the finest ice cream Baskin-Robbins had to offer, our dinner table doubling as the curb. I kissed her, and it tasted like chocolate.

I had known those student loans were going to get me a great education, but I had no idea they’d get me my first date with the love of my life.” (via)

Barack, I cannot handle you and your marriage.